Saturday, April 22, 2006

The UN welcomes its greedy 224th member State

The U.N. welcomes its 223rd member state

Perhaps we should ask Homer where they are

Fable about getting really, really lost

Look at how many comets are in Earth's orbit

Friday, April 21, 2006

SIGNS OF THE TIMES

OH, oh, ... close to the edge

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Anorexic Egyptian woman is Ms. Universe? Is someone pulling my leg, or am I missing something?

Egypt discovered the 'high five' and patented it, but American lawyers will have the last word

History lesson about the origins of poison

The evolution of soccer, from its humble start in the steamy jungles of Brazil

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

The ten commandments are out of date. These are the new ones. Learn them.

No idea is too stupid that it can't be turned into an awesome weapon of war

Have you ever wondered where all of those amazing lies come from? Well, they are using one of these new machines.



If you are having trouble with the truth, perhaps the answer is this: get one of these.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Just a reminder that this show can't go on forever at this rate of insanity

Fable of home delivered pizza

Pigs walk home on the range, but up there where eagles soar, another species flies free.

Fable of St. John the Good

Fable of the flower of youth

Sun God Ra

Monday, April 17, 2006

Fable about Jason, who got what he wished for

Fable about mocking others, because your time will eventually come

Fable of the butterfly and the sleepy bear

Fable of the butterfly and the flower

Fable of the butterfly that stole a feather

Fable of the gecko and the leaf or If you live on a ceiling, down means up

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Greed also has a downside, so be happy with what you already have

The moral here is don't steal surfboards

Andy's mother warned him not to eat soup

Fable of the flying pigs

Bananas are the new thinking woman's diamonds

Watch the Emperor and buyer beware