Saturday, March 18, 2006

You need two lips to say 'tulips'

Why people are crazy to visit Holland

Friday, March 17, 2006

One of these men is Rusty Miller. The other one is Stuart Fox.

In Australia, sport is the only news people listen to

The Cult of Living in the Bush

A short story about a passing wind

Amercan Justice is Swift, Perfect and Heavenly

Your prayers have been answered. Press two if you wish to speak with a Diety.

Going out on a limb to make rainforest pictures

Wait until David Attenborough finds out about it

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Byron Bay kowtows to America at last

You certainly have good reason to be paranoid

Answering the question: can East meet west with art?

Tibetan art and western art share a blog space

Direct digital imaging is better than photography, better than ice cream, and better than sex.

Procrastinate and nothing ever happens

Important message from us at byronbaysatire

Wholly French triumph in Holy India for Holi

Australians have finally decided that Fairy Tales really do happen in real life [sometimes]

The censor is acting in your best interest

Sport is religion in Australia, mate

Use your banana responsibly, or else

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Indian protesters silenced with diplomatic charm

White House Press Release

Australians would NEVER commercialize classical art because that would be crass

Men should remember to clip their nose hair

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Republican convention meeting in Washington discusses relations with Australia

Signora Botticelli apologizes for her son to all Americans offended by Sandro's love of naked women

Venus never looked so good as this when her naughty bits have been covered up

Why the whole world fears Great Danes

Monday, March 13, 2006

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX IS ALL FRENCHMEN THINK ABOUT, AND NOW WE ARE REALLY SORRY

A man fell and a Woman stood up and got the apple

Queen Beatrix humbly apologizes to all Americans for any offense caused by nakedness in Dutch Master Paintings

Italy and the Pope apologize to all Americans

France officially apologizes to America

Sunday, March 12, 2006

PLEASE DON'T FORGET THE CAT THIS TIME

FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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