Friday, January 13, 2006

Helaconia (found in the tropics)

When art meets science: d.d.i. lab, Mullumbimby

Another endangered species is being eaten

Poetry for a new age of transgenics

You must work, consume, be silent, & then die

New improved flying pig



January 13, 2006. Taiwan announced today that their scientists had achieved a world's first - a transgenic pig that glows in the dark. Exactly why this has been accomplished was not explained. Look for this exciting new product soon on your supermarket shelves. Be the first one in your region to get cancer from transgenic bacon. Never be lost in the dark again.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Legends of Australia - Blokes

The inventor of Kit Kat Chocolate

When you purchase your new baby

Some kids are born that way

Poetry about swinging cats

A Fairy Tale for jaded adults

Why conform when you can have fun?

Dr. Sigmund Freud's helpful suggestions

Enjoy sex!

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

When we were younger, life was simpler

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

For the historical record only

Monday, January 09, 2006

Tropical storm warning

Best dressed bitch on the beach award winner

At the conclusion of the awards, this bitch went on the B-B-Q.

Everyone agreed that it tasted like chicken.

Amazing Science Breakthrough

Scientist Hr. Doktor Professor Lasse Peacenik at the Pavlov Institute in Moscow was yesterday awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for the discovery and removal of the dreaded aggression gene in dogs.

"It was a bitch of an idea," the professor said, "But today I'm howling with delight."

In Washington human rights groups at the Pentagon criticized the Pavlov Institute. "It is our right to engage in war, the most nobel of human activities. It is simply un-American to think otherwise." said War N. Head, a spokesman for the Pentagon.

Reported by Ratters News Agency.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Rembrandt's lost masterpiece found in Australia

Interpol congratulated the d.d.i. lab in Mullumbimby for finding the missing work.

Unfortunately, it had been vandalized by person or persons unknown.

Homage to the greatest painter of all

Rembrandt van Rijn, the master of light taught me more about photography than even Henri Cartier-Bresson.

I used to travel to Amsterdam to sit and gaze at Rembrandt's paintings until the museum guards threw me out at the end of the day. I never tired of seeing the Master's work. He probably got very tired of me looking at his paintings.

When young students of photography would ask me how to take great photographs, my answer was always the same:
"Go to Amsterdam" I would say to them, "and look at Rembrandt's paintings."

As an homage to my great teacher that I never met except in one or more of his reincarnations, I submit the following portfolio for scrutiny. Rembrandt was everywhere. He comes, he goes, he changes into something else. But there will always be a Rembrandt.

Look for him. Learn from him.

Rembrandt's most famous self portrait

Some artists think about the future, and how they will be remembered. To make sure that he was remembered by history, Rembrandt painted himself. Over and over again.

Rembrandt's reincarnation as a carpenter

Not everything suited Rembrandt. As a carpenter, he was a failure.

The secret unknown life of Rembrandt & his hot motorcycle

Like all boys, young Rembrandt loved speed.

The secret unknown life of Rembrandt & his cat

Rembrandt loved cats in several of his reincarnations.

More proof of Rembrandts reincarnations

The most humble of artists hoped to be as good as the Master.

All artists owed a debt to Rembrandt

Only a few artists did not pay homage to Rembrandt. He was influential. Some felt deeply about being a part of him.

Rembrandt's secret daughter aged 4

Like many artists before him, Rembrandt was a passionate man who had lovers. In some reincarnations he became a father.

More secret life of Rembrandt

Rome was always a centre of art. Rembrandt went there.

The unknown secret life of Rembrandt

Like many artists, Rembrandt also visited Paris.

The secret unknown life of Rembrandt #11

Rembrandt also became a hippie farmer, but only for a short period.